1:29am melbourne time. and why am i still up and about, you ask? i am STUDYING people. and, oh, don't act SO surprised, it's insulting!
okay, so this sem (gosh i can't believe of all things i could have written, THIS is what's coming!), i am taking 4 units. microecons, accounting, and fucked up marketing and management. OH GOSH. and blame MARKETING FOR ME STAYING UP THIS LATE STUDYING CAUSE WELL, WHO MINDS STAYING UP TILL FOUR FOR A GOOD BOOK, A GOOD LAUGH, HAWT MOVIE OR EVEN A GOOD CUP OF COFFEE? but marketing? two letter: e w.
GOSH. and i thought i'm gonna hate management, but it's just that management is boring; the lecturer's got an inborn talent to put even little kids to sleep. me? i don't sleep, i simply doze off every management class. but she's actually pretty nice- allows kids to eat in class, the darling- but *sigh. just...just remind me to grab a coffee every wednesday afternoon. need the stupid caffeine kick!
marketing? okay, the teacher's okay. and my tutor smells really nice! yummy. and how is that even relevant? gee, i read this one article that when you're attracted to someone, it's like almost 99% definitely you like the natural scent the person gives out. ohh not the hugo boss or the channel no5, it's the natural scent of that person. that's why girls, we heart our men hot, abs-y, and sporty, cause they release this body odour that- say you don't like it now- attracts you when they're all sweaty after a workout. of course, not the IKH kind of smell, try to DELVE into the essence of it. okay, just don't start VISIBLY sniffing all jocks that pass your way. THAT is embarrassing and well, super unattractive. not to mention FREAKY.
back to marketing. i look at the concepts and go GAGA. shet. what. the. fuck? are you serious, there's like.... ehm, what? CRAPS CRAPS and bulls and kyaa, ew-ness! ikh! the concept is way...weird, complicated and repulsing at the same time. GRAW. studying it needs lots of patience and endurance and all other good virtues possessed by men since 'the creation'. ohh, you don't know.......
and now i'm going back to my books and whatever's left of my brain. OH JIA YOU! i can do it, ohh vivi ohh vivi. lalalalalla~ oh accounting and microecons, you ask, i learnt them in curtin so yeah, no trouble there. the other two 'm's? oh mother. :(
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